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Ctrl Freak
Immortalis Inc.
Shadow Cartel
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Posted - 2011.05.08 04:30:00 -
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BUMP
Still seeking experienced pvp pilots for aggressive asset redistribution. Specifically looking for AU and US TZ to fill out numbers around downtime hours, though all timezones are welcome.
Veto left our home station today, to go roleplay in nullsec, and we are very sad to see them go. Come fill our new hole!
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Ctrl Freak
Immortalis Inc.
Shadow Cartel
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Posted - 2011.05.09 17:19:00 -
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bump!
join shadow cartel public and tell us how fail we are!
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Ctrl Freak
Immortalis Inc.
Shadow Cartel
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Posted - 2011.05.10 17:40:00 -
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bump
come for the homo, stay for the food
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Ctrl Freak
Immortalis Inc.
Shadow Cartel
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Posted - 2011.05.12 21:10:00 -
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bump
Seeking more one-eyed yarrmobiles |
Ctrl Freak
Immortalis Inc.
Shadow Cartel
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Posted - 2011.05.19 14:59:00 -
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bump
Still seeking failpirates in the US, AU, and NZ timezones.
Euros need not apply.
You wouldn't want to apply anyway. This terrible corp is ruining my game experience, my life, and my career as a shopping mall gimp. Close this thread before you make the worst decision in your life.
Go join necromongers, go role play with veto and rote kappele, go gatecamp with chain of chaos, just don't come here for the love of god and all that is holy do not come here.
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Ctrl Freak
Immortalis Inc.
Shadow Cartel
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Posted - 2011.05.22 22:48:00 -
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Ctrl Freak > how about closing recruitment for euros
Ctrl Freak > we have too many euros
W0wbagger > i have already
W0wbagger > we are only recruiting us
Ctrl Freak > what about au and nz and jp and ch
W0wbagger > they = us
W0wbagger > everything that isnt eu is us
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Ctrl Freak
Immortalis Inc.
Shadow Cartel
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Posted - 2011.06.15 03:47:00 -
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Unfortunately the influx of foreigners has left our recruitment department jaw-dropped and dumb. Please be patient while we try to translate moonspeak to Bringlish. In the meantime, enjoy a recording of an absolute failure roam lead by our fearless pillow-hugging leader w0wbagger. 2 hours in lowsec
If you have reached the point where our immense failcascade has crashed your neural receptors and left you in a similar jaw-dropped and dumb state, please apply for our awful corp. However, if you have it in your mind that we are a good corp full of good pirates who pwn everyone, get the heck out of this thread now. We do not want you. Go away.
Updated Requirements::
150mil sp pvp toon minimum
mic with a fan on high (or play from a bowling alley)
creative wit and charm
broadway singing talent (this is a MUST)
velcro ship fitting policy
the ability to recite quotes from Attack of the Clones
10bil isk donation to the supercap fund
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Ctrl Freak
Immortalis Inc.
Shadow Cartel
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Posted - 2011.06.21 15:35:00 -
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Currently looking for a few good men (sorry girls)
We have this crazy idea of a world-spanning corp holding hands from borneo to byzantium, moscow to montana, chile to china. We speak all languages that begin with R. Come join us on this international escapade!
If you think you have what it takes, a polite demeanor and welcoming attitude, then come play eve pirates with the best roleplayers in the game! Yarr!
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